Gavin Gold

Lyrics

I SMASHED MY CRAPPY PHONE
AND LEFT IT IN THE ROAD
AS I WATER-SLICKED DOWN
HOWARD JOHNSON'S WAY
I READ YOUR CRUMMY TEXT
THE SMASHING HAPPENED NEXT
IN THE PARKING LOT
WHERE DRUNKARDS LEARN TO PRAY
THEN I GOT A ROOM
SLAMMED THE SPUDID DOOR
TOLD THE MIRROR I WAS FREE
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV
I'M MUCH TOO DRUNK TO THINK
I'M PUKING IN THE SINK
IN THE SHOWER I SIT AND
NOW I'M SOAKING WET
I MADE A SLIGHT MISTAKE
THAT GIRL WAS ON THE MAKE
DON'T BLOW IT UP INTO
A NIGHT WE'LL BOTH REGRET
I'LL LEAVE THIS SHITTY ROOM
I'LL PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN
I SWEAR YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV
AND A BUSTED ME
OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH
THEN I GOT A ROOM
SLAMMED THE SPUDID DOOR
TOLD THE MIRROR I WAS FREE
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV (AND A BUSTED ME)
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV (AND A BUSTED ME)
FOUR WALLS AND A BUSTED TV (AND A BUSTED ME)